R. Kelly - ‘Ignition (remix)’
After I watched the MJ/Ratner video, I listened to this about fifteen times on repeat so I thought you might want to too.
Brett Ratner and Michael Jackson getting down to the ‘Ignition (Remix)’ while on vacation in Miami
YEP!
Lolz
- Pavla: added submissions to shitty jokes
- Me: hahaha
- Me: finally
- Me: what people have been waiting for
- Pavla: haha
- Pavla: bearypunny @ gmail dawg
- Me: hahaah
- Me: she's still got it!
When I was younger, I was a huge fan of Keno from Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze. He was a real inspiration to me; I mean, he was just some random Asian kid who was in the right place and the right time and just happen to fall into a brother-type role with the four turtles. I’m pretty sure that the 8-year-old me thought this was the best thing that could ever happen to someone.
Anyways, I will be in LA when this audition takes place, and I can’t guarantee that I won’t not be there. (Also, I’m not some sort of martial arts expert, stop thinking that, you’re being racist.)
Avec Eric: A behind the scenes of Le Bernardin photo essay by Olympus, words by Eric Ripert
Make sure you read it with a thick French accent in your head.
Bryant related a pro-Artest anecdote from the 2008 NBA Finals in which Artest, a spectator at Game 6, entered the showers in the Lakers’ locker room after Boston clinched the championship with a 39-point victory. ‘I was in there by myself,’ Bryant said. ‘He came in there and he said, ‘This is not going to happen to you [again]. I’m going to come in here and help you out.’ He wound up being in Houston, and [then] took us to Game 7. But he’s here now. It’s something we’ve both been trying to make happen for a while and here it is.’
For some reason I found this immensely entertaining.
I also have another good Ron Artest story from a friend of mine who was at the LA Transformers press junket sometime last month. Apparently she was standing there when a large Black man approached her and asked if he could have the Transformers skateboard deck that came with the gift bag. She wasn’t going to use it so she gave it to him, she later found out that the large Black man was Ron Artest. True story, apparently he’s a huge Megan Fox fan.
Mr. Hudson feat. Kanye West - ‘Anyone But Him’
Oh sheesh y’all! I actually spent all of this morning telling anyone who would listen (mostly ERFilms and Clark Kentington) how much I liked this song while listening to the live version from SXSW on repeat.
For the internet to give me the gift of this seemingly unmastered (tbh, the mix seems really off/less aggressive and catchy than the one I had heard previously), but very good quality nonetheless, version of this mp3 it’s a pretty nice treat.
Men.Style.com: A really interesting interview with Quincy Jones
- Men.Style.com: You were there to witness the strange evolution in Michael's appearance. Did you ever step in and saying anything about it?
- Quincy Jones: Oh, we talked about it all the time. But he'd come up with, "Man, I promise you I have this disease," and so forth, and "I have a blister on my lungs," and all that kind of b.s. It's hard, because Michael's a Virgo, man—he's very set in his ways. You can't talk him out of it. Chemical peels and all that stuff.
- MSC: Did you believe him about the disease?
- QJ: I don't believe in any of that bullshit, no. No. Never. I've been around junkies and stuff all my life. I've heard every excuse. It's like smokers—"I only smoke when I drink" and all that stuff. But it's bullshit. You're justifying something that's destructive to your existence. It's crazy. I mean, I came up with Ray Charles, man. You know, nobody gonna pull no wool over my eyes. He did heroin 20 years! Come on. And black coffee and gin for 40 years. But when he called me to come over to see him when he was in the hospital on his way out, man, he had emphysema, hepatitis C, cirrhosis of the liver, and five malignant tumors. Please, man! I've been around this all my life. So it's hard for somebody to pull the wool over my eyes. But when somebody's hell-bent on it, you can't stop 'em.
- MSC: But it must've been so disturbing to see Michael's face turn into what it turned into.
- QJ: It's ridiculous, man! Chemical peels and all of it. And I don't understand it. But he obviously didn't want to be black.
- MSC: Is that what it was?
- QJ: Well, what do you think? You see his kids?
- MSC: Did you ever discuss it? Did you ever ask, "Michael, don't you want to be a black man?"
- QJ: No, no, no, please. That's not the way you do it.
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- http: //men.style.com/details/features/landing?id=content_9937
The Cleveland Show - ‘The Pilot’
I haven’t really watched an episode of (the) Family Guy since college, but this Cleveland Show pilot just made me LOL like five times forreal. Cleveland Jr really steals the show!
via Ms. Information
The Arrested Development Documentary Project trailer
Welp, this sounds great.
More info at: arresteddevelopmentdoc.com
The making of the Biz Markie/Heineken ads
I have a huge crush on the girls in this video. Also, I loathe the Asian guy.
Sometime last week I was walking by Amir’s room and noticed he had something written on his back: I lol’d.
Part of this Jake and Amir
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