The best part of Kanye to the's Storytellers

  • Kanye: It feels like you're on trial sometimes...
  • Kanye: In a relationship you can be on trial and be convicted without a jury
  • ...
  • Kanye: You have to be 'Amazin' sometimes
  • Kanye: And I know that I do not always state popular opinion
  • Kanye: Michael Jackson, amazing
  • Crowd: WHOOO!!!
  • Kanye: Michael Phelps, amazing
  • Crowd: WHOO!!!
  • Kanye: OJ Simpson, amazing
  • Crowd: (awkward applause)
  • Kanye: Is he not?
  • Kanye: What he did, when he did, what he did? Is he not amazing though*?
  • ...2 minutes later...
  • Kanye: I apologize for acting like a bitch at award shows
  • Kanye: It's an award show!
  • Kanye: (without any irony) I didn't kill anyone!
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  • *Presumably he's talking about football accomplishments and not murder