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Kanye:
It feels like you're on trial sometimes...
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Kanye:
In a relationship you can be on trial and be convicted without a jury
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...
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Kanye:
You have to be 'Amazin' sometimes
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Kanye:
And I know that I do not always state popular opinion
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Kanye:
Michael Jackson, amazing
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Crowd:
WHOOO!!!
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Kanye:
Michael Phelps, amazing
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Crowd:
WHOO!!!
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Kanye:
OJ Simpson, amazing
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Crowd:
(awkward applause)
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Kanye:
Is he not?
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Kanye:
What he did, when he did, what he did? Is he not amazing though*?
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...2 minutes later...
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Kanye:
I apologize for acting like a bitch at award shows
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Kanye:
It's an award show!
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Kanye:
(without any irony) I didn't kill anyone!
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*Presumably he's talking about football accomplishments and not murder