Jay-Z - ‘American Boy (remix)’

I hope you don’t hate Jay-Z because if you do you’re going to hate my blog as this whole set starts trickling in. Also, how can you not love this?

London Bridges are falling down
Not bridges, but britches when Jigga’s in town
Ladies show me your knickers
I might let you kick it if you don’t tell the Mrs.
Quick, run before the tabloids come
Run from the night, or we’ll end up in The Sun
I’m just takin a piss
Unless you gonna do it

Old Nelly, I know I’m so Makaveli
Bring two-pack of condoms when you come to the telly
Tell me, if this is true
If diamonds are a girl’s best friend, my crew,
Would like to an extend an invitation to you
We’d like to invite you to our family…
Jewelry I mean, because my jewels currently are being guarded by the Queen