August 31
Maximilian is doing Top Chef recaps for Eater again. I just got caught up on the show this weekend, and enjoyed the above animated gif from the recap of episode 1 — not the Phantom Menace, and the excerpt below of the second episode. Alright, a couple things. First off, fair enough, Ashley. It’s ridiculous you and your partner don’t have the same rights as a married couple! I am sorry. But remember that you and your partner are welcome to have a bachelorette party. They are stupid and there is no law saying you aren’t allowed to walk around Second Avenue wearing fake tiaras and making strangers take pictures with you so you can win a terrible scavenger hunt or whatever. Secondly, do you get mad when you are asked to cater a bar mitzvah because you are not a 13 year old Jewish boy? Finally, this is a reality show about cooking. You should be mailing flyers out and trying to get legislation passed if you are so mad, and not drinking beers on TV and trying to win a Poker Chip with Gail Simmons’ face on it so that you can use an extra lobster in the Elimination Challenge. Also, how annoying is Jennifer saying “saveech”. Are Padma and Tom internally loling when they hear that? Am I the uncultured philistine here?

Maximilian is doing Top Chef recaps for Eater again.

I just got caught up on the show this weekend, and enjoyed the above animated gif from the recap of episode 1 — not the Phantom Menace, and the excerpt below of the second episode.

Alright, a couple things. First off, fair enough, Ashley. It’s ridiculous you and your partner don’t have the same rights as a married couple! I am sorry. But remember that you and your partner are welcome to have a bachelorette party. They are stupid and there is no law saying you aren’t allowed to walk around Second Avenue wearing fake tiaras and making strangers take pictures with you so you can win a terrible scavenger hunt or whatever. Secondly, do you get mad when you are asked to cater a bar mitzvah because you are not a 13 year old Jewish boy? Finally, this is a reality show about cooking. You should be mailing flyers out and trying to get legislation passed if you are so mad, and not drinking beers on TV and trying to win a Poker Chip with Gail Simmons’ face on it so that you can use an extra lobster in the Elimination Challenge.

Also, how annoying is Jennifer saying “saveech”. Are Padma and Tom internally loling when they hear that? Am I the uncultured philistine here?