I was about to go to bed but then I created all of these sick emoticons

:v - yelling guy
:q - guy licking his upper lip
:r - guy unclear about what he thinks, not really sure about what to get for dinner
:Q - guy getting his teeth drilled
:I - guy making a less intense :| face
:c - sad guy
:V - yelling guy with a bigger face than :v guy (prob an Azn)
:” - cat with whiskers on only one side of its face
:C - sad guy with big face, possibly sad because his face is so much bigger than both :< and :c guy (again, prob Azn)
:B - guy wearing rabbit teeth
:s - befuddled guy
:F - guy drooling out of both the center and side of his mouth
:J - a skateboard with the wheels accidentally built on the top instead of the bottom
:K - guy holding a book up to his face
:L - unhappy guy
:E - guy drooling out of three places in his mouth
:R - guy sticking out his tongue and drinking out of a straw, a talented guy
:Y - guy chewing exclusively with the left side of his mouth
:U - talking guy