I’ve partaken in a few too many of these. (The ones in bold are the ones I’ve had and/or co-sign)

1. In-N-Out Burger’s 2x4, Animal Style
2. Chick-fil-A’s Chicken Sandwich
3. Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen’s Spicy Bonafide Chicken
4. Steak ‘n Shake’s Double Steakburger With Cheese
5. Skyline Chili’s Inverted 3-Way
6. Chick-fil-A’s Waffle Potato Fries
7. Culver’s Dairyland Cheese Curds
8. Wendy’s Original Chocolate Frosty
9. Sonic’s Tots
10. Baja Fresh’s Baja Fish Taco
11. McDonald’s French Fries
12. The Varsity’s Chili Cheese Slaw Dog
13. Dairy Queen’s Oreo Cookie Blizzard
14. Kelly’s Roast Beef’s Roast Beef Sandwich
15. Carl’s Jr.’s Onion Rings
16. Taco Bell’s Caramel Apple Empanada
17. Taco Cabana’s Carne Guisada Taco
18. Biscuitville’s Ham, Fried Egg & Cheese Biscuit
19. Sonic’s Cherry Limeade
20. Jack in the Box’s Seasoned Curly Fries
21. Blake’s Lotaburger’s Green Chile Cheeseburger
22. Arby’s Jamocha Shake
23. Pollo Tropical’s Yuca With Garlic Sauce
24. Bojangles’ Cajun Filet Biscuit
25. White Castle’s Double Cheeseburger

Looking back on this list, I’m not quite sure how I’m not more of a gigantic, huge fatso. Clearly the most flagrant omission is clearly Shake Shack.