April 2010
http://www.parentdish.com/2010/03/31/little-boy-wee... →
The video behind this link is somehow even better than the URL/headline would have you believe.
March 2010
I started a formspring a few months ago to squat...
Formspring: why aren't you cool enough to have an "i" in your last name like some other people who are obvi way doper than you?
Me: Bad genes/jeans.
Usually, I eat some of the steak with the sauce, and some bites without. It’s...
– A line from ‘I Eight One’ the new restaurant review series in the New York Times by New York Jets (and CV Patrick Moberg) tight end Dustin Keller.
Yes, this is actually happening right now.
jaimeleigh asked: Why not Money, Cash, Cho's? I mean, the last word is one letter off from your last name. It seems natural. No?
thegrandarchives asked: have you tried copying and pasting the actual gif into the body of a text post? thats how i get it to work for me. whenever i used to try to upload the gif as a photo post it would never work, but posting it in a text post seems to be the answer.
gifs of popular rappers →
pavblog:
hotdoorknobs:
OMG YES
For some reason my Tumblr layout won’t let me post animated gifs*, but this website is the dopest website I’ve seen all day!
*If anyone can help me with this (and with a new layout, just the building of it, I already kind of designed it) let me know -
Great Usher Lyrics - 'U Don't Have To Call'
Usher: Yo
Usher: After tonight
Usher: Don't leave your girl 'round me
Usher: True player forreal
Usher: Ask my [friend] Pharrell
Usher: Uh
Usher: C'mon
Usher: That's how it's going down
Usher: You smellin' me?
Usher: (LOL)
Usher: You smellin' me?
Usher: Yeah
Usher: Uh
Great Usher Lyrics - 'My Way'
Usher: And what I do be the major leagues
Usher: And that's why your girlfriend be paging me
Pager: (Beep beep beep beep)
I have a friend in town from out of the country...
Feel free to email me as well!
A better way to phrase this question might be: what’s your favorite thing to do here?
Random: Does anyone know if there's truth to the...
Quick Poll
Do you consider Asian people to be emo?
There's some sort of commentary about...
(On Twitter)
@davidcho: Doing an audit of my Facebook friends. The first ones to go? Ex-significant others of my friends and people I don't like.
@ravisomaiya: There's no point Facebook culling! You might need those people one day!
@davidcho: I DON'T NEED JERKS/too late now anyways. I'm already through the M's.
On KFC Macaroni & Cheese
Bourdain: I kind of want to put a bag on my head.
Bourdain: Every once in a while I’ll try to be in disguise and I’ll order that stuff. It’s a very shameful dirty thing — it’s like going into a porn shop. Not that you’ve ever done that.
Ripert: I’ve never been there
I don’t even know what they serve.
Bourdain: Really? You’ve never been to see the Colonel?
Ripert: No. No.
Bourdain: You’ve never been so stoned or so drunk that you staggered into the Colonel?
Ripert: I have been very stoned and very drunk, but I’ve never been that bad.
via: http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2010/03/bourdain_rematches_safran_foer.html
Another key for the industry to perceive that NBC made the correct choice by...
– The Live Feed: Leno winning and losing at the same time
Remember when this was a thing?
Suggestions for a new free iPod ripping program?
(Senuti is no longer free.)
ENTER THE OFFICIAL AWL NCAA TOURNAMENT CONTEST AND... →
Other Awl related things I’ve written but never put on my Tumblr:
A Review Of Alice In Wonderland And Some Thoughts On Uppity Reviewers
The 22 Greatest Songs Ever Written For A Commercial
A Review Of A Burger King Junket
Anonymous asked: when are you & pavla going to acknowledge the sexual tension & just go out already?
No to je tedy ohromna novina. Ja jsem z toho tak...
Pavla: lol
Pavla: my dad zinged me this morning
David: hahahahaha
David: what did he say?
Pavla: he said what does new against me! [ed. Pavla's Gchat status message] mean?
Pavla: and i said oh against me is a band and i just listened to their new album
Pavla: and he said
Pavla: omg, that is huge, im so excited i might go pee
David: hahahahahah
A video of Marilyn Monroe singing and dancing, I'm... →
In between liveblogging.
David: who is your fav actor
Balk: Dan Cor-tay-zee
David: ...
David: CAN WE JUST HAVE A REAL CONVO PLZ?
Balk: Brendan Fraser
David: ...
THE AWL: Balk's theory on why guys take breakups... →
I was out of pocket most of the day today so I didn’t see this until I was skimming my RSS just now.
That post was the definition of burying the lede.