MONEY, CASH, HO'S by David Cho: Archive

Nov 28th

The 305: DJ Khaled McCafe commercial, in which he... →

Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 25th

Wow.

David: wow
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Choire: asdfadsf
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David: i cannot believe
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Choire: hmm?
David: um
David: cranberry vid
Choire: agfadfgjkadgf'
David: wow
Choire: well the internet will... do whatever they want with that!
Choire: the best part is BALK DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE this happening.
Choire: from five feet away
RE: http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving

Nov 24th

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Nov 24th

I don't know this person, but I just went 14 pages... →

That’s a pretty high lol to page ratio. Update: On page 20 he has an old issue of EGM. This guy is clearly just a smarter, better version of me.

Nov 24th

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Nov 23rd

Nov 22nd

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Rihanna - ‘Russian Roulette’ I...

Nov 22nd

Nov 21st

A HEAVY review of New Moon by NVC and MHKC

Mary: Do you think Edward could love Bella were she a vampire? Isn't the whole "lamb" thing such a large part of the appeal? What if she just smells different and he can't get it up for that?
Natasha: GIRL, I think the question is CAN BELLA LOVE HIM AS A HUMAN? Bella and Edward = Doomed.
 www.theawl.com/2009/11/mary-hk-choi-and-natasha-vargas-cooper-on-new-moon-teenage-female-desire-manifest

Nov 20th

Heidi "saying grace" on The Hills, transcribed.

katiebakes: Heavenly Father, Thank you for my amazing husband who I love so much; Thank you for this meal; Thank you for this outfit; Thank you for everything you’ve done. In Jesus’s name, Amen. The Hills and The City have made a really strong resurgence in the last few weeks, like, what happens after this prayer is BANANAS.

Nov 20th

CSM: Eggo waffles facing shortage until mid-2010 →

Eggo waffles, a pillar of the frozen breakfast-food market, are disappearing from store shelves. That’s because a summer flood at Kellogg’s Atlanta factory and equipment problems at a Rossville, Tenn., plant have hampered production of the popular Eggo. And the shortage may last a while. “Unfortunately, this is taking longer than anticipated,” Kellogg said in a statement on its website. “Eggo...

Nov 19th

TERIYAKI BOYZ feat. Pusha T and Fam-Lay -...

Nov 19th

I don't plan on asking this very often, but I... →

Thanks. Another link to digg, in case you didn’t realize the text above was a hyperlink.

Nov 19th

“I hit it pretty bad on the rim. It’s like you hit your funny bone, but...”

– LeBron on how he may have possibly hurt his wrist whilst dunking. Clearly this is a problem I personally encounter a lot.

Nov 19th

Nov 18th

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Hardly Working - Metaphorical Preacher LOLOL Oh you don’t have [salvation]? That’s weird. Seems more important than any mushroom I can think of. Kind of the most important topping of all! (I would have quoted the “original rockstar” line, but it’s so long and too much trouble to transcribe.)

Nov 18th

“We believe there are only two significant brands in the film...”

– Steve Job’s vision for Pixar from 1996 — so good.

Nov 18th

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Nov 18th

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Nov 17th

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Nov 17th

Advanced NFL Stats: Why Bill Belichick's 4th and 2... →

With 2:00 left and the Colts with only one timeout, a successful conversion wins the game for all practical purposes. A 4th and 2 conversion would be successful 60% of the time. Historically, in a situation with 2:00 left and needing a TD to either win or tie, teams get the TD 53% of the time from that field position. The total WP for the 4th down conversion attempt would therefore be: (0.60 *...

Nov 16th

I only just saw this, but it's amazing.

[Redacted]: Who do you see as some rising stars in journalism, sports and otherwise?

Bill Simmons: Katie Bakes! It’s all about Katie Bakes. (Editor’s note: Katie Baker. Who is a columnist for [Redacted]!) I like that she only writes like once a month. She taunts me with her well-written, biting takes on sports media people and then disappears for 4 weeks because she has a real job. She’s like an anti-social cat that disappears for most of the time, but when it jumps on your lap, it feels special and you’re like, “hey, the cat jumped on my lap!” That’s how I feel about every Katie Bakes column. Well, until she skewers me in one of them. And even then, I will probably enjoy it and it will only increase my platonic crush on her writing.

Nov 14th